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Today on "Confusing Celebrity News"...

Why am I seeing pictures of Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball everywhere I go online? Is this some sort of metaphor for what she's done to her career or what?

Also, the winner of the "Best Spontaneous Reaction" contest is "Oh, sweet Jesus on a breadstick..." for this atrocious violation of a beloved classic. I'm sorry, Carrie what? And Captain von Trapp is being played by Stephen who??

Thank god for today's google doodle, otherwise I would despair of modern culture.

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toblass
Sep. 18th, 2013 06:32 am (UTC)
Erm...is that for real????
delphipsmith
Sep. 19th, 2013 02:36 am (UTC)
The wrecking ball, or the disastrous remake? Sadly, I believe they both are :P
shiv5468
Sep. 18th, 2013 06:37 am (UTC)
It's a mettyfor for something.
delphipsmith
Sep. 19th, 2013 02:43 am (UTC)
One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse probably rides a wrecking ball, I'm sure they've updated their steeds since AD68...
iulia_linnea
Sep. 18th, 2013 07:51 am (UTC)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That is not a movie that requires a remake!
delphipsmith
Sep. 19th, 2013 02:37 am (UTC)
I know, it's like trying to remake Gone With the Wind or the Wizard of Oz -- it's just Not On. Bleah.
mundungus42
Sep. 18th, 2013 02:39 pm (UTC)
At least Audra McDonald will sing the crap out of Climb Every Mountain. But oh lord, I'm imagining the twangs of the rest of the cast and recoiling with horror.

AH YAEHM SIXTAEN GOIN' AWHN SAEVENTEAN INNOCAENT AES AH RAEWZE... *does shitty impression of twerking*

And Carrie Underwood will bring lots of pretty and no substance whatsoever to Maria... sort of like what she does with country music.
delphipsmith
Sep. 19th, 2013 02:38 am (UTC)
AH YAEHM SIXTAEN GOIN' AWHN SAEVENTEAN

I don't know whether to laugh like a crazy person, or cry at the thought that it's all too likely to be accurate. ::giggle waaaaah::
droxy
Sep. 18th, 2013 10:31 pm (UTC)
Miley who?
delphipsmith
Sep. 19th, 2013 02:38 am (UTC)
Precisely :)
chthonya
Sep. 19th, 2013 11:15 pm (UTC)
Darn, I'd seen a vague reference to the wrecking ball thing and was hoping one of the commenters here would have the answer. Clearly this isn't where all the cool memers are at.

Thankfully.
noeon
Sep. 19th, 2013 11:06 pm (UTC)
*howling*

Okay, the juxtaposition of Miley and the wrecking ball and "Sweet Jesus on a breadstick" already had me laughing, but Carrie Underwood as Maria von Trapp sealed the deal. OFFICIAL SPORFL!

<3
delphipsmith
Sep. 19th, 2013 11:10 pm (UTC)
My work here is done :)
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