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Where is my Mr Darcy?

He is here, the subject of a VERY funny web cartoon.

I happen to think that I am in fact witty enough to attract a Mr Darcy, as demonstrated by the fact that Mr Psmith is MUCH more Darcy than Wickham, with not a trace of Collins.

But it is a sad fact that, in the wild, the Wickham/Darcy ratio is about 1000:1 while the Collins/Darcy ratio clocks in at about a bazillion to one, thus proving that hound dogs and pompous idiots are hugely more common than sexy snarky-witted rich guys.

Which in turn proves...hmm, I forget where I was going with this. Ah, yes: "Thus proving that I need another glass of wine." Yes, I'm pretty sure that was it.

BTW, has anyone else notice that "win" and "wine" are only separated by a single letter? Coincidence?? I THINK NOT.

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shiv5468
Mar. 22nd, 2013 08:03 am (UTC)
Oh I think there's a lot you can do with a Wickham, and then dump him.

It's not a coincidence.... not at all
delphipsmith
Mar. 23rd, 2013 12:48 am (UTC)
"Pick out the hottest guy in the room, take him home, do unspeakable things to him, then kick him to the curb with a smile on his face and teeth marks on his hiney?"
shiv5468
Mar. 23rd, 2013 07:17 am (UTC)
That was what I was thinking....
tophoenix
Mar. 22nd, 2013 02:43 pm (UTC)
very funny comic, thanks for sharing ;)

droxy
Mar. 22nd, 2013 03:55 pm (UTC)
I'm married to broke!poor!LuciusMalfoy. Quit your bitchin'

pyttan
Mar. 22nd, 2013 05:07 pm (UTC)
*laughing until tears are running down my cheeks*
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