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Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I pulled nursedarry's hair (-5 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kilter's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I helped noeon hide a body (-173 points). In May I pushed anna_bird in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1177 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
delphipsmith

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Jeez. I hope Dubya's getting a moldy sandwich too, Iraq was WAY more his fault...

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nursedarry
Dec. 17th, 2009 06:09 pm (UTC)
OW! You bitch!
delphipsmith
Dec. 18th, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
Nyah nyah nyah!!!
noeon
Dec. 17th, 2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
That never happened. Nobody saw it happen. They can't prove anything.
delphipsmith
Dec. 18th, 2009 10:37 pm (UTC)
Right, right. Nobody knows nuffink nohow. That guy taking photos with his cell phone was obviously just a bird-watcher...right?
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delphipsmith
Dec. 18th, 2009 10:36 pm (UTC)
Re: HAHAHA
Did NOT deserve it! Did not did not did not NO TOUCHBACKS!!!!

Edited at 2009-12-18 10:38 pm (UTC)
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