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Dear Santa...

pyttan, you lucky dog. And that whole bank thing was my idea, don't blame perverse_idyll...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I broke laurielover1912's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday perverse_idyll and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for pyttan (10 points). In October on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (234 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
delphipsmith

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laurielover1912
Dec. 15th, 2012 06:44 pm (UTC)
I'm still weeping over the XBox.

delphipsmith
Dec. 21st, 2012 04:18 pm (UTC)
It's your own fault for leaving it out on the floor after you finished playing Lego Star Wars ;)
pyttan
Dec. 15th, 2012 08:13 pm (UTC)
Heh! Porn ... well, I suppose I need to hide it from the kiddies.

Edited at 2012-12-15 08:13 pm (UTC)
delphipsmith
Dec. 21st, 2012 04:19 pm (UTC)
Or leave it out and create a teachable moment LOL!
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