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The Hostess with the mostess, no more

From Cake Wrecks, an awesome tribute to Hostess snackables (the photos are great fun as well):

"And the prophet said, cast ye your countenance toward the Walmart, and follow thy heart to the junk food aisle, for there the snack cakes are distributed in a manner wonderful to see. For the munchies are upon you, and the hunger is deep. Look with wonder upon the gifts you have been given. Of the puffed cheese and popped corn, you may eat, but not the HoHo. Of the jerky and Nutella and Doritos you may have your fill, but not the Twinkie. Of the potato chip, plain or barbecue, ranch or sugar coated, you may eat, but not the Donette. Of the oil based snack of dubious origin you may eat, but not the Ding Dong. Though your craving be deep, think not of the little chocolate cupcake with the white squiggle thereupon. For the punishment is upon us and Hostess is no more. And the people wept."

Lamentations 8:11-20

...or is it??...

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veritas03
Nov. 20th, 2012 01:49 am (UTC)
:D Funny! The pics were great, too. I particularly liked the bumble bee twinkies and the little guys from Despicable Me.
delphipsmith
Nov. 21st, 2012 02:55 am (UTC)
Yes! The minions!!! I love them :)
toblass
Nov. 20th, 2012 03:55 am (UTC)
I haven't had a Twinkie in just about forever, but I'll miss Hostess if they really do disappear. I loved this post, btw...thank you for sharing!
delphipsmith
Nov. 21st, 2012 02:55 am (UTC)
Perfect icon :)
iulia_linnea
Nov. 20th, 2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahahaha!

Oh, and good news: the workers are back at the table, so Hostess may not fold after all.
delphipsmith
Nov. 21st, 2012 02:59 am (UTC)
Huzzah for Ho-Hos!! (Mr Psmith thinks it was all a marketing ploy...)
iulia_linnea
Nov. 23rd, 2012 07:24 pm (UTC)
Shog told me the other day that the deal fell through, so we may well have to start importing our Twinkies from Canada. *cries*
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